I just got the memo. It's Free Premium Membership Day. Ugh, I both love and hate this day because it allows me to get what I don't have but at the same time, envy those who have it. It's like being Cinderella.
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Darn all you premies.
What's worse is that a full year premium membership wouldn't benefit me because I'm always away during the school year and depending on the summer, I may/may not be on dA. Like this summer, I had summer school in July and full day volunteering in August. So either ways, it's a lose-lose situation.
DARN ALL YOU PREMIES!
Post-script: In case those of you who are too slow-witted to understand, the cursing is a joke. I don't actually hate the premies, I'm just envious. In fact, my best friend has a premium membership on here, so don't come and accuse me of hating! THIS IS A JOKE!
You see what the world has come to? Some people don't even appreciate humour anymore.



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